Hello, my name is Snap, and I don’t have much time. My brother Crackle is trying to break into my…
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Tony the Tiger: Did I not say that they’re great? Yeah, I thought I did. You wanna keep talking about…
1. Tom Brady Bites With the NFL season recently underway, this cereal is perfect for any football lover. Featuring Tom…
1. Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg to discourage masturbation (seriously: Google it). Right after you’ve murdered…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today we…
Those eyes. “Free me from the pain of this existence,” they say. “I am prepared to meet my Creator,” they…
In the cereal world these days, it seems that all brands are required to have a chocolate variation of some…