Mom, Dad, Welp, I guess I’m fired. Thanks a lot, Luke Skywalker. That battlestation was fully operational! And just like…
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Your Favorite President 3:15 It was Friday. Some people call it Good Friday. I call it BEST Friday. A lot…
Wow. I can’t believe I won an Oscar. In fact, I can’t even believe I got a job doing acting,…
Yeah hat’s right, I’m the Plus Sign. You heard of me? The fucking Plus Sign? I’m fucking everywhere now. You…
Source: Warner Bros. Pictures Hi there. This email is from Hollywood HQ, and we sincerely regret to inform you that…
Yeah, you looked at my left hand, right? Yep. I got one of them overly thick black gunmetal wedding bands.…
Are you sick and tired of being smart? Does knowing what’s going on in the world and understanding it depress…
“Former President Donald Trump will participate in a CNN presidential town hall next week in New Hampshire, the network announced…
As a rich and famous professional golfer, I don’t have it easy like other professional athletes. I actually have to…