I am a female lobster from the state of Maine. And as a female lobster, I am vehemently opposed to…
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Recently, there’s been a big hullaballoo on the internet because Tomi Lahren made a pathetic generalization about a left-leaning city…
Hello, middle-class parents of young children! If you’re in search of the hottest summer fun, look no further. Now that…
Sure, there’s a whole media frenzy about these new 3D-printed guns. And yes, they are great and all. Perfectly fine…
Rinaldi and I were discussing bravery and war and bullfights and fly-fishing and the smell of death in the trenches…
That’s right, I said it. I’m going to burn down my Harley-Davidson in solidarity with Trump. You don’t like petty…
Hey there, Chris. It’s your liver here. I’m going to have to take today off. As I’m sure you can…
“Sorry not sorry” sunglasses from Dolce & Gabbana. “You’d think, being an immigrant, I’d have some empathy here” belt from…
The big day has finally arrived. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are tying the knot in fairytale fashion. And if…
There have been a lot of rumors swirling around lately. A lot of you are saying I’ve been engaging in…