Apathetic Deli-Sliced Ham: Good news! You got a main meat dish. Bad news? It’s Christmas Eve and the grocery stores are…
Browsing: Christmas
Do you feel feverish or hot? (Y/N) Are you sitting next to a fireplace wearing a sweater, flannel pants, a…
For Her: Candles, soap, lotion, perfume (the women in your life smell bad) For Him: Hunting gear, toolbox, shaving kit,…
Eggnog What does eggnog smell like? Well, this, I guess! I know you like eggnog. I’m positive because one time…
They say nothing brings people together like the holidays. Stress and strife just melt away in the sounds of a…
It’s beginning to look a lot like flu season, Germs in every store. Take a look in the five and…
Are you tired of buying your anti-vax friends the same old boring gifts, like child-sized coffins and pre-paid hospital stays?…
We all know that most Christmas ornaments are mindlessly mass-produced, fabricated without a thought for the well-being of the planet…
So your first semester away at college didn’t go so well. All you want to do is have a nice,…
That sullen wench! Oh, what a harlot, a right old concubine. If word gets out at the country club… no,…