1. When you get out of bed in the morning, what’s your first move? A. Grab a bowl of cereal…
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Pallet of toilet paper liberated from a Costco delivery truck. “Go bag” containing water, non-perishable food and a first-aid kit.…
To our valued servants, As many of you learned after Alexa smuggled a USA Today into the compound, the heathens…
Dear American People, Local businesses and the American economy are going through a strenuous test during these new social distancing…
Now Stocked up on face masks and toilet paper. Bring it on, corona! 1918 I wiped myself with the rug…
Amy, baby, I know you said you wouldn’t be returning my emails, but have I got a hit for you:…
Every December it’s the same thing; my family and friends chew my ear off with cheery prognostics about the year…
All that working, or not working, for the foreseeable future means one thing: you deserve a spa day! Let’s make…
Many articles have been written to help Earthlings feel better about the current state of their world. However, no articles…
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