Dear Julius Caesar / Caesar / JC / Jules / C-Rock, I’ve just been informed by the Roman Senate that…
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Planning a romantic Valentine’s Day is all about showing how much you care about someone. This is true no matter…
It’s simple. If you want to be a real assassin, then you must kill someone every day. No excuses. As…
Every time it’s seventy-two and sunny, a Corona gets its lime. Every time work hours turn into happy hours, a…
So you’re the new kid, huh? You look like you were born yesterday. What are you, five? I remember when…
Sorry about that, detectives. Where was I? Oh right, the banging. I remember thinking, “At this hour? Who the hell…