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Many on the Left are feigning melancholy following the historic victory of America’s favorite president, Donald Trump. While it’s true…
Look I know its coming. You know its coming. Its just so predictable. The leftwing media is going to spin…
Your Favorite President 3:15 It was Friday. Some people call it Good Friday. I call it BEST Friday. A lot…
It’s no secret that I have, on numerous occasions, publicly expressed pride in my penchant for tax avoidance. However, it’s…
Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. That’s why, after the…
Dear Your Majesty, I hear you trade babies in exchange for granting wishes. And so, I write with exciting news:…
To President Donald J. Trump,We are the members of the Presidential One-Termer Club, an important group that prides itself on…
1. An unsupervised baby has access to weapons systems. 2. Regime change widely celebrated, also a boon for militias. 3.…
Dear Heavenly Father, Please veto the democratic choice of the American people and install Brother Trump for a second term.…