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NEW YORK – Surprising news out of the Donald Trump camp today revealed that the business mogul and controversial presidential candidate…
“Grandpa, why were people so embarrassingly stupid back in your day?” That’s quite a thing for a precocious little boy…
BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel…
It doesn’t come as a surprise that the sentient barrel of radioactive sludge named Donald Trump won South Carolina’s GOP…
Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign has been a roller coaster of absurdity, but the recent revelation that JebBush.com redirects to Donald Trump’s…
CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins,…
Because I am a masochist, I watched Wednesday’s entire three-hour debate between the 6,743 hopefuls vying to become the Republican presidential…
I used to think that Chris Christie was the biggest heel in the field of 2016 Republican presidential candidates, but Mike…
MANCHESTER, N.H. – Just days after Donald Trump told children he was Batman, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced to a group…