Hard to believe it’s already been four years since the last erection. And many of you aren’t too excited that there’s…
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PLANO, Texas – Local accountant and fervent Christian Terry Cooper told reporters Wednesday that, in a moment of divine inspiration, God…
OKLAHOMA CITY – Despite early predictions, a rock-hard boner tragically went unused late Monday night. Baffling locals, the waste of the…
These breadsticks are looking pretty lubed up. Nice and slick, perfect for sliding into your mouth with no resistance. …