After 10,000 years spent floating in a space dumpster, and 25 years married to an alien lord with an exposed…
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Ben and I went to a college where the professors, students, banisters, and water fountains were all queer, trans, and…
In a few days, we’ll be taking the weekend jet to Pompeii for a vacation. We’re renting this cute house…
I, Carl Doink, have punched out five-eyed sharks on Jupiter’s icy moons. On Garalius-98, there’s a festival held in my…
Lovers, fighters, and those seeking good vibes, we know work can be hard, and that at the end of the…
Have you ever felt tired, exhausted, or fatigued? We really hope the answer is no, because our drug, Alertsiprexis, does…
Greetings, new, sexy stranger! You’ve been accepted into our warm (some would say humid) home because most/all of us have…