We’re Giving Our Iconic Paperclip Character his Own Comic Series Because Eventually Something We Do Has to Work, Right?February 8, 2025
Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of UsFebruary 15, 2025
To Chimp or Not to Chimp? A New Proposal to Save the Shakespeare Typewriter ExperimentNovember 11, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
Cover Letter for a Scientific Paper Demonstrating That Bed-Making Prevents Finding a Cure for CancerSeptember 27, 2024
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These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930February 5, 2025
Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your PenisMay 18, 2024
Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930February 5, 2025
REPORT: Skinny Guys Embrace At-Home Weightlifting in Hopes of Some Day Showing Their Faces at the GymMarch 30, 2025
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This Was A Normal Satire Article But Now I Just Want To Talk About The Stock Photo My Editor Put With ItFebruary 23, 2025
REPORT: Skinny Guys Embrace At-Home Weightlifting in Hopes of Some Day Showing Their Faces at the GymMarch 30, 2025
REPORT: Skinny Guys Embrace At-Home Weightlifting in Hopes of Some Day Showing Their Faces at the GymMarch 30, 2025
REPORT: Skinny Guys Embrace At-Home Weightlifting in Hopes of Some Day Showing Their Faces at the GymMarch 30, 2025
REPORT: Skinny Guys Embrace At-Home Weightlifting in Hopes of Some Day Showing Their Faces at the GymMarch 30, 2025
Entertainment Annual Leftover Fireworks Celebration to Be Held for the People of Maynardville (People of Surrounding Areas DO NOT Look at the Sky)By Walt BraleyAugust 11, 2021 Greetings wonderful Maynardville (and NO ONE ELSE)! It’s that time once again where we here at the town events committee…
Articles Purchasing Illegal Fireworks in Wisconsin or: How to Never Love the BoomBy Christopher MichaelsJuly 29, 2019 We have had three nights planning the purchase of illegal fireworks; nothing could go wrong. Everybody in the car ride…
Staff Posts 25 Tips for Having the Greatest Fourth of July of All TimeBy The Robot Butt StaffJuly 4, 2014 The Fourth of July is here again! We know that you’ll be spending the day with friends and family, throwing…