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As a devoted husband, people are always wondering how I’ve managed to stay in a loving marriage for the past…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today we…
HEAVEN – Citing significant safety concerns, about 3.4 billion human males were recalled last week by Heaven’s Department of Product Safety.…
PLANO, Texas – Local accountant and fervent Christian Terry Cooper told reporters Wednesday that, in a moment of divine inspiration, God…
HEAVEN – Saying he feels “pretty torn up about the whole thing,” God admitted today that Thanksgiving “bums him out”…
“And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having…
“He was afraid and said, ‘How awesome is this place! This is none other than the house of God; this…
One of the greatest existential questions humans face is that of free will. Do we truly have it? Or have…