Stop me if you’ve heard this one. There were these teenagers and they were makin’ out in a car, okay,…
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MILWAUKEE – Citing a barrage of photos and several eyewitness accounts, Facebook users were able to confirm today that a…
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WASHINGTON – With Halloween drawing near, people across the country are preparing to celebrate. That includes the White House, where President…
The Food and Drug Administration has issued a Halloween Candy Advisory for the following sweets and snacks. Many are believed…
Halloween, as a young-ish adult, is generally about having fun, drinking, wearing tasteless costumes, and possibly sexing up the cutie…
PITTSBURGH – Halloween is a time for goblins and ghouls to run amok – but it’s also a time for one local…
WASHINGTON – Continuing the time-honored seasonal tradition, President Obama issued his eighth Halloween pardon today, selecting serial murderer and cannibal…
SAN FRANCISCO – As Halloween draws near, the progressive news outlet Mother Jones has unveiled a haunted house unlike any other.…
SANTA FE – Amid the ghoulish lawn ornaments and detailed, grotesque masks lining the walls, customers shopping the local Spirit Halloween…