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LOS ANGELES – Stating that this is the time of year he has come to dread the most, Mr. T…
NEW YORK – In a bold, powerful move that signifies the true strength of all men around the world, the United…
It’s that time of year again, Grifter fanatics. We’re officially just a few days away from everyone’s favorite, anxiety-riddled holiday:…
In what has become a holiday tradition for many across the country, the nation’s creepy uncles have begun preparations for…
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SINGAPORE – Saying he was “just trying to get a jump on Columbus Day deals,” Flint, Michigan resident Martin Cranley unexpectedly…
CHICAGO, Ill. – Recent college graduate and Delta Iota Kappa brother Chad Walker remains completely and irrevocably bummed out following the…
Go ahead and walk into a store right now. Any store will do. You’ll think that you blacked out and…
LANDOVER, Md. – Sparing no expense, the Washington Redskins began their Columbus Day celebration this morning to the delight of their…