It’s me, the Halloween Grinch! You know, the person who loves to take pictures of the Halloween displays in my…
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Pretty please, with a kosher (or not) maraschino cherry on top, grant me forgiveness… For the sin I have committed…
It’s August, so you know what that means: It’s almost Void Day! Granted, we’re never sure when exactly Void Day…
As the prophecy stated more than two thousand years ago, Jesus Christ plans to one day return to this Earth to…
A fulfilling hobby A sense of humor Emotional stability Bigfoot A winning lottery ticket Our dear Lord and Savior Jesus…
A press conference held this week to mark the holiday season turned controversial when December 26th told reporters that it…
Explain Kwanzaa to Your Aunt Pat Every year the day after Christmas, Aunt Pat forgets Kwanzaa is a cultural celebration…
Halloween, as a young-ish adult, is generally about having fun, drinking, wearing tasteless costumes, and possibly sexing up the cutie…
Interrogation Transcript North Pole Detention Camp Location: [REDACTED] Douglas Fleischer-Hughes, liberal activist, atheist, and professor of Sociology at Oberlin College…
WATERBURY, Conn. – After divorcing her longtime partner Jose Nunes, Elizabeth Gilbert recently announced that she has penned a follow-up to…