Touch Grass. And not just when initially climbing out of the grave, either. Eat A Light Dinner. There’s a reason Lucy…
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A Short Noir Story The dame walked in like she was the opening line of a private detective story. She…
Mike Funk – Mike Fink wrestled alligators, but Mike Funk just wrestled with his emotions in public. Johnny Torrentseed -…
My car broke down on the side of the road, and I do not have the money to get it…
Don’t worry, nosy stranger, there’s nothing that unusual about our harvest festival. All across the world, there are harvest festivals…
Air Mattress Pump: Toss into a nearby occupied room and roleplay a biological terror attack. Ashtray (But You Quit Smoking):…
Step 1: Those short-sleeved faux-flannel shirts with the poppable buttons. Acquire several. Step 2: Skim read Alan Lomax’s Wikipedia article.…
Are you a neckbeard? Of course you’re not. But you might know one. Does he want to change his lifestyle?…