Hey government! It’s me, Megan K. Schwartz/Civilian 8FB4U5T7TI7T92Z. As it becomes increasingly likely that you’ll soon begin surveilling me via…
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Summer is upon us, a polychromatic explosion of life reviving our feebly aspirating, wilted souls. You know what that means…
Given the recent college admissions scandal and the public’s ferocious backlash against elite institutions of higher learning, I feel an…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today, we…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today, we…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today we…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today we…
Hooray! It’s finally time to ring in the new year! As you’re planning for 2018, now’s a great time to do…
Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you finally hate yourself enough to lose the weight. That’s both the first and easiest…