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To Chimp or Not to Chimp? A New Proposal to Save the Shakespeare Typewriter ExperimentNovember 11, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
Cover Letter for a Scientific Paper Demonstrating That Bed-Making Prevents Finding a Cure for CancerSeptember 27, 2024
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I’m the Monstera in Your Apartment and I Want You to Know That I am About to Die Because You are WokeOctober 6, 2024
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
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Supreme Court’s “Citizens United” Ruling Finally Equitable? Letter Urges Texas to Execute Corporations like IndividualsOctober 7, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
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New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
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Hello New Neighbor, I’m Trump’s Latest Cabinet Pick. I Just Moved Down the Block, and I Am Required By Law to Tell You I Am a Registered Sex OffenderNovember 27, 2024
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