That’s right, enjoy your weight loss and new hobby resolutions, amateurs. I am going in a whole new direction this…
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Last year, I made a bold and daring New Year’s resolution: to finally start wearing the Icelandic necropants, and to…
“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” – Philippians 4:13. “Talkin’ out his neck, pistol to his…
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. – With the clean slate of a brand-new year upon him, local insurance salesman James Crosby has resolved…
Get General Kelly to like me (send him a MAGA hat). Ask Ivanka to ask Pence to ask Kelly to…