CHICAGO—A recent trend suggests that more ectomorphs are riding the tide of at-home fitness solutions, as DIY bodybuilding products have…
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CHICAGO – The newly hired head of maintenance at The Chicago Art Institute Davis Motley was seen in a total…
ITASCA – Local Alex Grifford was spotted showing a slight smirk of relief today seconds after his life was most…
WASHINGTON—A new study conducted by maternal guardians nationwide suggests that the chips would stay fresh longer if you’d just fold…
Despite us humans being excited at the prospect of going outside or feeling sane for the first time in months,…
SISIMIUT—An expatriate assigned by NASA to track Arctic shelf thinning has announced plans to bump into his third-grade love interest…
SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
NEW YORK – We’ve gotten word that the infamous Bobby “The Girder” Sanders has come out of retirement, breaking his…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…