This Isn’t Fair, I Thought I was Just Fighting the Old Guy (A commentary by Darth Vader)August 10, 2024
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I Think The Fourth Wall Break in Deadpool & Wolverine Where He Told Me What Day I’m Going to Die Went Too FarAugust 2, 2024
Athenian General Myronides Post Battle Press Conference After the Loss to the Spartan Army and its Peloponnesian Allies at the Battle of Tanagra.May 10, 2024
I’m a Wombat, and the Only Reason I Poop Perfect, Square-Shaped Turds Is to Make You InsecureMay 2, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
Gonzo Nostradamus Foretells Trump Fear and Loathing: “When the Going Gets Tough, the Weird Turn Pro”August 28, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
I’m Trying to Get Out of a Family Dinner. Do These Fake Texts Look Real Enough to Trick my Mom?August 4, 2024
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your PenisMay 18, 2024
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Hard to Miss Olympic Lessons from French Pole Vaulter ‘s Snag: Everyday BIG Problems for Other BIG Packaged MalesAugust 27, 2024
TCBY Survey Respondents Agree: String Theory Still Viable for Reconciling General Relativity With Quantum MechanicsJuly 25, 2024
Are You At Robot Butt Live? Here Are 10 Photos Of Tucker To Look At While You Wait For The Show To Start!May 24, 2024
Robot Butt is Doing a Live Show Friday, May 24th at 10:00PM at the Bughouse Theater in Chicago!May 20, 2024
TCBY Survey Respondents Agree: String Theory Still Viable for Reconciling General Relativity With Quantum MechanicsJuly 25, 2024
Gonzo Nostradamus Foretells Trump Fear and Loathing: “When the Going Gets Tough, the Weird Turn Pro”August 28, 2024
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Capitalism No Post Today: Instead, Here is the Actual Press Release for Burger King’s 2018 “Nightmare Burger.”By The Robot Butt StaffJuly 1, 2024 In 2018, Burger King had a limited time Burger that was dyed black and scientifically designed to cause literal nightmares.…
