Country Songwriters Decide to Continue Rhyming ‘Whiskey’ with ‘Frisky’ Until at Least 2047April 1, 2025
Country Songwriters Decide to Continue Rhyming ‘Whiskey’ with ‘Frisky’ Until at Least 2047April 1, 2025
We’re Giving Our Iconic Paperclip Character his Own Comic Series Because Eventually Something We Do Has to Work, Right?February 8, 2025
Look Here Pardner, According To The Most Recent Class 9 Census Report, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of UsFebruary 15, 2025
To Chimp or Not to Chimp? A New Proposal to Save the Shakespeare Typewriter ExperimentNovember 11, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
Cover Letter for a Scientific Paper Demonstrating That Bed-Making Prevents Finding a Cure for CancerSeptember 27, 2024
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930February 5, 2025
Congratulations, Class of 2024 – Now Go Out Into This World and Be Very Insecure About Your PenisMay 18, 2024
All But MLB Dingbats Will Switch to Torpedo Bats: NextGen Possibilities Beyond Yankee/MIT InnovationApril 4, 2025
Inspired by the Superbowl Being on Tubi, We’ve Decided to Make Robot Butt the Official Home of Northwestern VS Minnesota from November 1, 1930February 5, 2025
STUDY: Americans Prepare to Do That Thing They’ve Been Putting Off, Starting On the Next Half-HourApril 3, 2025
REPORT: Skinny Guys Embrace At-Home Weightlifting in Hopes of Some Day Showing Their Faces at the GymMarch 30, 2025
Chicago Readers! We Have A Live Show Tonight And Are Doing A Giveaway To Anyone Who Comes!April 12, 2025
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Chicago Readers! We Have A Live Show Tonight And Are Doing A Giveaway To Anyone Who Comes!April 12, 2025
STUDY: Americans Prepare to Do That Thing They’ve Been Putting Off, Starting On the Next Half-HourApril 3, 2025
Chicago Readers! We Have A Live Show Tonight And Are Doing A Giveaway To Anyone Who Comes!April 12, 2025
Chicago Readers! We Have A Live Show Tonight And Are Doing A Giveaway To Anyone Who Comes!April 12, 2025
Chicago Readers! We Have A Live Show Tonight And Are Doing A Giveaway To Anyone Who Comes!April 12, 2025
Life Was Writing a Satire About Easter Eggs—Then the Government Beat Me to ItBy Otto ControleApril 6, 2025 Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
Politics Welcome to Democracy Lite™, Now With 60% Less History!By Otto ControleApril 5, 2025 Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…
