Give the dressage horses haircuts like polo horses Make her phone autocorrect “private helicopter” to “private velociraptor” Put her Holland…
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Hello, or, what we will be saying in six months, Здравствуйте. Since we will look like a Tolstoy novel by…
1. What does MAGA stand for? a. Make America Gaudy Again b. Make America Greedy Again c. Make America Ginormous Again d.…
1. The stupid adorable way your dog Banjo begs for treats. 2. That sweet new Honda RAV4 you’ve been eyeing. 3. How…
That’s right, I said it. I’m going to burn down my Harley-Davidson in solidarity with Trump. You don’t like petty…
“Sorry not sorry” sunglasses from Dolce & Gabbana. “You’d think, being an immigrant, I’d have some empathy here” belt from…
Greetings rangers! I’m back at it again after watching many, and I MEAN MANY, summits so far this month that…
Let’s get one thing straight. No one respects the American flag as much as I do. I live the Stars…