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Matthew 19:14: “Jesus said, ‘Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them…’” Roy Moore enters the Senate race. “My position has always been…
MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Following the stunning upset by Democrat Doug Jones in last night’s special Senate election, Alabamians announced to the…
WASHINGTON – After announcing his resignation yesterday, Minnesota Senator Al Franken has reportedly purchased a home in Greenville, Alabama. “I like…
1. “Have fun at the inauguration today!” 2. [Just the song “Hammer Smashed Face,” played slightly sped up because of a…
Rex Tillerson is the 69th Secretary of State (nice), but it’s sure starting to feel like he won’t be for…
WASHINGTON – Recently, Robot Butt was approached by an individual claiming that Republican Senate hopeful Roy Moore dated Heffalumps and Woozles…
WASHINGTON – In an impromptu White House press conference this morning, President Trump, clad in a tight-fitting turkey costume, pardoned…
By Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives Visiting relatives for the holidays is no excuse to miss a…
WASHINGTON – Responding to claims of pedophilia, corruption and sexual abuse among Republican lawmakers, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took a moment today…