1. “Have fun at the inauguration today!” 2. [Just the song “Hammer Smashed Face,” played slightly sped up because of a…
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Rex Tillerson is the 69th Secretary of State (nice), but it’s sure starting to feel like he won’t be for…
WASHINGTON – Recently, Robot Butt was approached by an individual claiming that Republican Senate hopeful Roy Moore dated Heffalumps and Woozles…
WASHINGTON – In an impromptu White House press conference this morning, President Trump, clad in a tight-fitting turkey costume, pardoned…
By Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives Visiting relatives for the holidays is no excuse to miss a…
WASHINGTON – Responding to claims of pedophilia, corruption and sexual abuse among Republican lawmakers, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took a moment today…
WASHINGTON – Confirming Congress’s long-held theories about the country, a startling new study released today by researchers at the National Rifle…
1. Democrats 2. Republicans 3. Politicians 4. The Swamp 5. POWs 6. Disabled people 7. John McCain specifically 8. Hispanics…
WASHINGTON – As speculation runs rampant over the mental well-being of the 45th president of the United States, those close to…
1) Prune Face 2) Brownshirt 3) Snowflake 4) Walrus Man 5) RINO 6) Cosmopolitan 7) Amanaman 8) Squid Head 9) Cucservative 10) Dindu 11) Snaggletooth…