I never considered myself a political animal. My philosophy has always been “all carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae are…
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WASHINGTON – As Congress returns from recess to a packed agenda, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is already throwing up…
First they came for my flag, and I said nothing. Then they came for my culture, and I said nothing.…
1. My butthole doesn’t discriminate 2. My butthole has what most would say is a flattering haircut 3. When my butthole…
1. Mooch, v. to beg or scrounge shamelessly; also, to lose a job, marriage, and dignity in a short period…
President Donald Trump recently claimed that he received telephone calls from the head of the Boy Scouts and the Mexican…
As we bid The Mooch ado, here’s what the fine and upstanding human beings on reddit.com/r/The_Donald have to say: “He’s like a…
Hello, Americans! I’m Raúl Labrador, Idaho Republican congressman, member of the House Freedom Caucus, and 2018 gubernatorial candidate. It’s easy…
New Jersey governor Chris Christie’s blatant abuse of power may have ruined my holiday weekend, but I refused to let…
I didn’t plan on hiring a personal press secretary, but when opportunity knocks, you take it. Opportunity knocked into me…