The GOP has really done it this time. Out of the many candidates to choose from, they managed to find…
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Donald Trump is a meme from your uncle’s computer come to life, an oversized sack of medical waste someone put…
1. Donald Trump visits premier Long Island pumpkin patch in effort to lay low and blend in with the crowd…
Ted Cruz, the moldy hot dog Kramer ate at the Allen Theatre in Seinfeld, made a wonderful miscalculation last Friday by…
CLIVE, Iowa – In light of Hillary Clinton’s bout with pneumonia, which recently forced her to leave a 9/11 memorial ceremony…
WASHINGTON – As the weather turns autumnal and the presidential election heads into its final sprint, Republican candidate Donald Trump is…
In the year of our Lord, 2016, the world has become a grotesque, real-life Mad Libs entry, evidenced most recently…
This letter was received by the Robot Butt staff this week. It’s finally here. I can’t believe I only have…
[INSERT LOCATION] – At a press conference this morning, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump [insert joke about something insane he said…
PORTLAND, Maine – Following a tumultuous week that saw Donald Trump’s poll numbers slipping due to a number of controversial actions…