In the year of our Lord, 2016, the world has become a grotesque, real-life Mad Libs entry, evidenced most recently…
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This letter was received by the Robot Butt staff this week. It’s finally here. I can’t believe I only have…
[INSERT LOCATION] – At a press conference this morning, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump [insert joke about something insane he said…
PORTLAND, Maine – Following a tumultuous week that saw Donald Trump’s poll numbers slipping due to a number of controversial actions…
*That I assumed just by looking at him. Indiana Governor Mike Pence has recently hit the campaign trail with Donald…
CLEVELAND – After being in a coma for the past 61 years, lifelong Republican and avid Dwight D. Eisenhower supporter Howard Wilson…
PHILADELPHIA – Pausing for more than ten seconds in the middle of her acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention, presidential…
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PHILADELPHIA – Fresh on the heels of a hellish Republican National Convention in which delegates staged walk-outs, a speaker performed…
1. Click “love” instead of “like” on Facebook posts decrying racial injustice. 2. Donate $5 to Black Lives Matter. Now brag…