CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins,…
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As the first state in the nation to have an actual primary vote, New Hampshire holds a ton of significance in…
Ted Cruz looks like: The manager of an under-performing Hardee’s The grotesque result of Microsoft Office Assistant Clippy’s wish to…
Martin O’Malley, who is trailing Democratic frontrunners Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders by four hundred and sixty-five jillion percentage points, was…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqFnh9-FRoc Ben Carson has recently come under fire after a video surfaced of him declaring that the Egyptian pyramids were…
Because I am a masochist, I watched Wednesday’s entire three-hour debate between the 6,743 hopefuls vying to become the Republican presidential…
MANCHESTER, N.H. – Just days after Donald Trump told children he was Batman, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced to a group…
The first of many, many mind-numbing debates leading up to the 2016 presidential election took place Thursday night, and here…