Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. That’s why, after the…
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Every year, approximately 73 trillion sperm lose their lives to irresponsible ejaculations across the United States. This growing trend has…
While attending this event, please remember that you are a distinguished member of a high-profile political party that is ostensibly…
A few weeks back, I did my typical morning routine. Woke up, poured myself a black coffee from a pot…
“Sanctions only work when they force behavior change, but in Putin’s case they won’t.” – Peter Tchir, head of global…
People are getting tired of dealing with the ongoing pandemic, and renowned public health experts such as musician Kid Rock,…
“One of the great things about our democracy is that every citizen can decide to run for public office.” -…
A pleasure to see you all. Did you find my office all right? I know, I know, it’s in the…
Sources close to the White House are disclosing exciting news: a pizza party for all United States citizens is being…
The only way to fix America right now is for everyone to focus on the economy and stop worrying about…