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Sources close to the White House are disclosing exciting news: a pizza party for all United States citizens is being…
The only way to fix America right now is for everyone to focus on the economy and stop worrying about…
Hello from the Planned Parenthood of Greater Cleveland! It’s time to mark your calendars because we will be having a…
If you’re like two-thirds of adult Americans, you’re probably quite confused as to why so many of today’s most important…
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“I stand squarely behind my decision. After twenty years, I’ve learned the hard way that there was never a good…
Hello, constituent. I’m Local-Completely-Normal-Not-Weird-At-All-Housewife. Definitely not a robot. So much of human. Look at hair. Even teeth. Hands, too. And…
Mothra. Cthulhu. Tucker Carlson. What do all three of them have in common with me, Godzilla? We are all firebrands…
Readers, I know I usually use this time to report on political affairs, but today I come to you with…