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Hello America! It’s time for another round of our new favorite pastime: Democratic primary debates! We are still well into…
Dearest Paul, the Love of My Life, It is my deep regret to tell you that I will not be…
Let’s face it, folks. In these fraught times, now, more than ever, we need to embrace a system of universal…
Do I have a minute to fight climate today? Fine, I’ll take out one of my AirPods. But you should…
Mitch McConnell vowing to never allow a vote on any gun legislation while simultaneously shitting his lunch soup into an…
Dear American voter (and Kid Rock fan!), I come to you today with some news sweeter than the guitars on…
1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a…
Credit: Gage Skidmore In his five terms in office, Donald Trump came close to overhauling the country’s education system. He definitely…
Source: Marc Nozell HOUSTON – In the middle of Thursday night’s Democratic debate, frontrunner and former vice president Joe Biden…