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WASHINGTON – As speculation runs rampant over the mental well-being of the 45th president of the United States, those close to…
WASHINGTON – After seeing a photograph of migratory seabirds nesting on a rock, President Donald Trump vociferously claimed that “there were…
WASHINGTON- Wasting no time getting acclimated to his new surroundings, ten-year-old Barron Trump has already begun maiming and murdering a variety…
WASHINGTON – Anticipating the ascension of their preferred presidential candidate to the chair of President of the United States of America,…
WASHINGTON – A brand-new report this morning reveals that yes, indeed, this is all actually fucking happening. While since November 8th…
WASHINGTON – With Donald Trump’s inauguration just days away, excitement is building among white supremacists all over the country. Perhaps none…
NEW YORK CITY – President-elect Donald Trump announced this morning his intent to take the upcoming oath of office on his personal…
Many residents are nervously wondering how day-to-day life in the District will change once President-elect Donald Trump takes office on…
Through some deep sources within President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team, we have uncovered a track list of rap/hip-hop songs re-recorded…