SYCAMORE, Ill. – After his girlfriend Sarah Marko mentioned trading in her 2006 Honda Civic sedan for a newer, more…
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I woke up this morning and she was gone. It’s not like her to wake up super early, so I…
1. They can drink too much 2. They can knock you off your feet 3. They’re horny 4. You can…
MEDFORD, Ore. – Reaffirming their commitment to chastity, teenagers Samantha Gray and Colin Reingold told reporters Tuesday that they had made…
Whole Foods Checkout Girl: You see her every time you get groceries. You pine for her even though you know…
LOS ANGELES – Mark Shambaugh has been dating his current girlfriend, Jill Stephenson, for two-and-a-half years now. They’ve never taken a…
The Robot Butt staff received this email from a reader named Todd this week: Hey Lisa. I know you said…
MILWAUKEE – As 2015 comes to a close, Facebook has once again unveiled its Year in Review feature, allowing users to…
Fun fact: The Match Group, the purveyors of digital tail who give us Match.com, OkCupid and Tinder, is going public.…
I get a lot of mail. Besides the marriage proposals and demands for what amounts to a bone sesh with yours…