In general I’m a bit of a cynic, and jaded enough to be an Aerosmith song. So one would assume…
Browsing: romance
The Robot Butt staff received this email from a reader named Todd this week: Hey Lisa. I know you said…
MEMPHIS – For nine-year-old Tommy Callow, his anticipation for Valentine’s Day began the first day of February. Passing friends in the hallway at…
CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins,…
Long hailed as one of the Beatles’ and pop music’s greatest songs, fans are often surprised to learn the tune…
It’s that time of year again, Grifter fanatics. We’re officially just a few days away from everyone’s favorite, anxiety-riddled holiday:…
SAN DIEGO – As the new-wave sounds of Talking Head’s 1983 hit “Burning Down the House” played in the background,…
Although adamant for more than two decades that he would never do “that” for love, famed singer Meat Loaf conceded this…
AUSTIN – Someone call Teddy Roosevelt, because his bear is back in a big, grizzly way. Local substitute teacher Jackson Sommers…
So it’s 2016 and your love life just isn’t what you hoped it would be. That’s okay, because we’re here…