Jolly old St. Nicholas. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Mover, shaker, love maker. The man we wait all year for to…
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That sullen wench! Oh, what a harlot, a right old concubine. If word gets out at the country club… no,…
Welcome to the Conceptual Cage Match, a column asking all the hard-hitting questions you never knew you had. Today, we…
Have you ever seen one of Santa’s elves? Like a real elf. Not the stout, cherubic imps with those perfect…
Tis the season of high alert! Christmas is right around the corner and millions of people will be putting their…
As the holiday season comes to a close, a yearly tradition returns to the Midwestern United States: The return migration…
NEW YORK – In an unusual programming move, Fox & Friends, the popular Fox News morning show that has become a ritual…
Every year Santa wonders why there’s such high turnover among his elves. It seems after every Christmas he must bring…
To whom it may concern (you all should be very concerned), You might not have heard much from me in…
Santa, It’s Donald, Greatest President Ever. But you know that. You have been waiting for my letter all year. You…