“What the hell?” exclaimed veteran feces biologist, Paul Ransid, when he was told straight up by a Robot Butt reporter…
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In a massive win for science, we gave 10-year-old Timmy Buckets a non-alcoholic beer and the keys to a 2007…
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If you’re a middle-aged male living in the United States, recent studies have shown that there’s a 40% chance you’ve…
People are getting tired of dealing with the ongoing pandemic, and renowned public health experts such as musician Kid Rock,…
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Did all the world’s fancy predictive analytics accurately forecast what would happen in 2020? Nope. Today’s info analysts are no…