Me: Howie, I put some freeze-dried sweet potato bites back there for you. Help yourself. Howie: Too much to ask…
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Dude, those guys over there are talking shit. I’m telling you, man, I’m about to go over there and fuck…
Come on over here by the grill with the guys. It’s in man’s nature to stand over a fire and…
Maggie Boy! Quit hiding and come be my bitch! That’s right – I want to play you in a no-holds-barred…
Dear Heavenly Father, Please veto the democratic choice of the American people and install Brother Trump for a second term.…
When I lace up my gloves and get in the ring, a switch flips inside me. I’m not Steve Dufresne,…
Dear Walmart shoppers, Because of the COVID-19 pandemic, we are experiencing supply shortages of some common household items. Rest assured,…
If you can’t keep your moronic opinion to yourself, you should recklessly share it with the world in an op-ed.…