It’s a weird time to be a Star Wars fan. Friday sees the release of The Rise of Skywalker, bringing…
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There are so many articles criticizing the new Star Wars films. So many. But they’re all written by a bunch…
Source: Lucasfilm THE CRAIT SYSTEM – Many budding sociopaths have been known to torture or abuse animals at a young…
Quentin Tarantino Very Violent. Riffed for thirty minutes on how hard it would be to get blood and brains out…
Stormtrooper You’ll get universal healthcare, but it’s administered by a large, intractable bureaucracy, like everything in the Empire. And if…
Psssst. Psssst. Over here. Yeah, hi. It’s me, the badass Darth Vader coffee mug with the lid that you got…
The Last Jedi is the newest installment in the extremely popular Ruined My Childhood franchise, the $8 billion global phenomenon…
I made every effort to avoid any and all spoilers to Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I haven’t watched a…
Just a couple weeks ago I wrote about how loot boxes got a worse rap than they deserved, and that…
1) Prune Face 2) Brownshirt 3) Snowflake 4) Walrus Man 5) RINO 6) Cosmopolitan 7) Amanaman 8) Squid Head 9) Cucservative 10) Dindu 11) Snaggletooth…