Argh, it is I, the Gorton’s fisherman, the guy on the fish sticks box in the freezer at your local…
Browsing: Summer
“I’ve got to pee,” the five-year-old says. We’ve been on the road for twenty minutes. Only nine more hours to…
Summer is finally here, and this is the first time I’ve been ready for it since I was twelve and…
Ahh, summer is here. Time for cookouts, baseball, and ridiculously high electric bills because even though climate change is a…
Hey all, I know that summer is barely underway, but if anyone has any whereabouts of a prosthetic arm that goes to…
Sphinctoria: Water Park & Enema Provider Fun and practical, if you don’t mind the smell. Uncle Bill’s Mud Hole That’s…
Whew. It was a long winter and spring spent sneaking around, but your days of sipping sweet, creamy iced coffee…
DENVER – In response to a widespread Facebook invite to “Rebecca’s 27th Birthday Pool Party Spectacular!!!” the FBI has launched a…
Let’s get one thing straight. No one respects the American flag as much as I do. I live the Stars…
WASHINGTON – With schools shutting their doors for the approaching summer break, students nationwide expressed their excitement for the upcoming start…