I, Carl Doink, have punched out five-eyed sharks on Jupiter’s icy moons. On Garalius-98, there’s a festival held in my…
Browsing: time travel
Due to the serious and mounting risk posed to time travelers, the Time Travel Advisory Board has now restricted travel…
HOUSTON – Returning from his first mission to 2096, Acromion Labs’ time-traveling researcher Bucky Tropin shocked the world today when he…
OAKLAND – Screwball goof-off and noted oafish time traveler Dan Nooney is unable to shake the feeling this week that he…
BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel…
Right now, there is a groundswell of support for the very credible idea that Ted Cruz is the infamous (and…
Well, Future fans, October 21, 2015 has come and gone, but the cultural zeitgeist for all things Back to the…
PITTSBURGH – A shocking new study released by the University of Pittsburgh on Tuesday claims that up to 75% of…