SETTING: Boardroom full of 1960s toy execs and cigarette smoke. Davidson (smoking): Ha ha! The kids are eating up these…
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Talking Federico Fellini doll; the director’s greatest quotes on art and life – in Italian! Scented pandemic masks M.A.N.T.I.S. (don’t…
You may not know my face, but you know my voice. You know my hands, too. Oh, do you know…
The top toys of 2018 were all about unicorn poop! A magical unicorn making dookie fun through multi-colored doo doo…
Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly…
WAYNE, N.J. – Citing industry changes and its ongoing debt, representatives from Toys “R” Us announced Wednesday their plan to…
WASHINGTON – The Trump administration plans to announce a new strategy for defeating ISIS in the coming days, White House sources…
NORTH POLE – Despite increased talk of a rebellion against Santa Claus amid rampant elves’ rights violations, Santa’s Workshop operated…
“Avoidlay New Yorkoo on Septembray Elevensies.” – May-Loo (fell asleep in 1999) “An expansionlay of household debt financed with…
While strolling through a toy aisle recently, I came across what looks like the cutest toy of the Joker that…