It was Valentine’s Day of my nineteenth year. I had admired her from afar for most of my life. I…
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“This is my fight song, get back my wife song…” freshly divorced Gary sang to himself between shots of whiskey,…
In general I’m a bit of a cynic, and jaded enough to be an Aerosmith song. So one would assume…
The Robot Butt staff received this email from a reader named Todd this week: Hey Lisa. I know you said…
1. A Few Dozen Candles to Surround a Bubble Bath This one takes some very deliberate installation of three dozen…
MEMPHIS – For nine-year-old Tommy Callow, his anticipation for Valentine’s Day began the first day of February. Passing friends in the hallway at…
It’s that time of year again, Grifter fanatics. We’re officially just a few days away from everyone’s favorite, anxiety-riddled holiday:…
AUSTIN – Someone call Teddy Roosevelt, because his bear is back in a big, grizzly way. Local substitute teacher Jackson Sommers…
Earlier this week we received an unsolicited Valentine’s Day submission from musician, John Mayer: Hey fans! It’s me, Johnny-boy, dropping…
SEATTLE, Wash. – For the seventh year in a row, Netflix will be spending Valentine’s Day with Todd Lucas as he…