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This Isn’t Fair, I Thought I was Just Fighting the Old Guy (A commentary by Darth Vader)August 10, 2024
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To Chimp or Not to Chimp? A New Proposal to Save the Shakespeare Typewriter ExperimentNovember 11, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
Cover Letter for a Scientific Paper Demonstrating That Bed-Making Prevents Finding a Cure for CancerSeptember 27, 2024
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I’m the Monstera in Your Apartment and I Want You to Know That I am About to Die Because You are WokeOctober 6, 2024
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
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Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
Hard to Miss Olympic Lessons from French Pole Vaulter ‘s Snag: Everyday BIG Problems for Other BIG Packaged MalesAugust 27, 2024
Supreme Court’s “Citizens United” Ruling Finally Equitable? Letter Urges Texas to Execute Corporations like IndividualsOctober 7, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
Hours after Election Withdrawal, RFK Jr. Seen Bidding on Bane Mask at Hollywood AuctionSeptember 25, 2024
Are You At Robot Butt Live? Here Are 10 Photos Of Tucker To Look At While You Wait For The Show To Start!May 24, 2024
Robot Butt is Doing a Live Show Friday, May 24th at 10:00PM at the Bughouse Theater in Chicago!May 20, 2024
Supreme Court’s “Citizens United” Ruling Finally Equitable? Letter Urges Texas to Execute Corporations like IndividualsOctober 7, 2024
New Study Shows Thirty Percent of Bat Boys in Major League Baseball Evolve Into VampiresSeptember 29, 2024
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Hello New Neighbor, I’m Trump’s Latest Cabinet Pick. I Just Moved Down the Block, and I Am Required By Law to Tell You I Am a Registered Sex OffenderNovember 27, 2024
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Hello New Neighbor, I’m Trump’s Latest Cabinet Pick. I Just Moved Down the Block, and I Am Required By Law to Tell You I Am a Registered Sex OffenderNovember 27, 2024
Books & Zines The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at WorkBy Walt BraleyJune 10, 2024 Pop open this humor zine at your office to easily convince everyone around you that you are the company’s top…
Books & Zines Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor CollectionBy Walt BraleyOctober 13, 2023 Robot Butt presents Jason’s Dozen. A hilarious collection of 13 blood-covered pieces on the film franchise Friday the 13th. Find…
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